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Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Pure Thoughts

My dear Friends...


"How is my INDIA"






































































Cancer Care


Use of Cow Urine for prevention of Cancer

Cow urine therapy has proved effective in reducing the suffering of patients affected by various types of cancer, cysts, tumors and neoplasm. The clinical studies have shown that our products help get relief from the following diseases:
·         Breast Cancer
·         Cervical/ Cervix Cancer
·         Ovarian Cancer
·         Blood Cancer CLL, ALL and CML
·         Leukemia
·         Lymphoma
·         Multiple Myloma
·         Bone Cancer
·         Oral Cancer
·         Mouth Cancer
·         Tongue Cancer
·         Thyroid Cancer
·         Throat Cancer
·         Larynx Cancer
·         Brain Cancer / Brain Tumor
·         Colorectal Cancer
·         Esophagus Cancer
·         Skin Cancer
·         Stomach Cancer
·         Prostate Cancer
·         Renal Cell Carcinoma/ Kidney Cancer
·         Sarcoma
·         Submucous fibrosis
·         Urinary Bladder Cancer
·         Prostate Cancer
·         Kidney Cancer
·         Hepatocellular Carcinoma
·         Liver Cancer
·         Soft Tissue Sarcoma
·         Blastoma
·         Anal Cancer
·         Capillary Heamenjioma
·         Gall Bladder Cancer
·         Hodgkin’s Lymphoma
·         Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma

Sunday, 8 September 2013

JOKES



Ultimate joke!




Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely naughty. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!" The boy screamed and ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.  When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time............. NOW GOD is missing, and they think we did it!

Benifits of BANANA

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Benefits of Bananas!

Reduce depression

Regulate the bowel system

Reduce blood pressure & risk of heart disease

Help our bones grow stronger

Help individuals to quit smoking

Help prevent anemia

Provide us with energy

Reduce menstrual pains

Power our brains

Help prevent ulcers

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hEiGhTs.........


IT heights...


HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: 
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.


HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: 
Two persons fighting through emails.


HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: 
Receiving no emails for a week.


HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: 
The email server being down.


HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: 
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'


HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS: 
A person sending email to himself


HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION: 
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match 


HEIGHT OF REPETITION: 
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you by someone in the receiving chain.


HEIGHT OF BROWSING: 
U r swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of shouting 'HELP' when u are unable to swim...