Why English is hard to Learn and Heard?

Twenty-one Reasons why English is hard to learn and heard?

1.      A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

2.      A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

3.      After a number of injections my jaw got number.

4.      He could lead if he would get the lead out.

5.      How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

6.      I did not object to the object.

7.      I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

8.      Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

9.      The bandage was wound around the wound.

10.  The buck does funny things when does are present.

11.  The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

12.  The farm was used to produce produce.

13.  The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

14.  The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

15.  The wind was too strong to win the sail.

16.  There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

17.  They were too close to the door to close it.

18.  To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow

19.  Upon seeing the rear in the painting I shed a tear.

20.  We must polish the Polish furniture.

21.  When shot at the dove, dove into the bushes.